10 instructional haikus for my future offspring

1.
Ask real people first,
Go to Google afterwards.
Discussion’s worth it.

2.
Don’t order a large.
They go cold before you’re done;
Coffee is best hot.

3.
Chewy does not go
Behind your ear. Don’t listen
To Roald Dahl on this.

4.
Never miss a chance
To earn some groans with a pun.
Secretly, they’re loved.

5.
Dad jokes are funny,
Especially when they’re made
By your mum. So laugh.

6.
Freeze grapes in summer.
Have a beer with your grandad.
DO NOT DRINK VB.

7.
A good cup of tea
Will buy you conversations
That rewire your brain.

8.
Wisdom and humour
Are found with your grandmother.
White with one sugar.

9.
Some suck energy,
Other people create it.
Be picky with friends.

10.
Listen to your mum.
These rules were learnt the hard way;
Plus, I hear she’s great.

This week’s Daily Post Challenge: 5 haikus by Friday